Have you ever been so certain something would happen that you believe you made it happen? Yesterday I knew for certain that United would pull its usual shenanigans and cancel my flight. I had anticipated it so thoroughly that I made it happen.
So, last night my flight cancelled. This means they have to get me there. I was the first customer they helped and got on a 10am Emirates flight.
I know you have heard the rumors of my ability to cause aircraft to break and blame me for problems it may have caused you. I can assure you I make them break on the ground, where repairs are trivial compared to up in the air.
Any way, bee+ and remember, maybe you need to have been slowed down so you could experience something else.
BTW, it so happened that Johnny and his family were returning from an exhausting trip and had all this stuff to do at home. Not losing the day by getting me at the airport was perfect.
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